Alice's Wardrobe Emergency Protocol

Welcome to the Wardrobe Emergency Protocol, the ultimate guide for navigating the treacherous world of adulting.

This page is maintained by our team of expert Wardrobe Emergency Response Team (WERT) members, including:

• Alice, Team Lead and Chief Wardrobe Officer
• Bertrand, Wardrobe Engineer
• Sophia, Wardrobe Therapist

Our team is dedicated to providing you with the most up-to-date information on the best ways to deal with wardrobe emergencies, including:

• Stain removal and fabric repair
• Bodice ripping and mending
• Button replacement and sewing
• Laundry detergent and fabric softener recommendations

Don't forget to bookmark this page and stay tuned for future updates on new wardrobe emergency protocols!